Alien Conversation


Alien: Hello Earthling.  Thank you for conversing with me.

You: Your welcome 

Alien:  May I ask you a few questions?

You:  Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it?  What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: Earth is a very interesting planet. You can visit so many places like the zoo, parks, the statue of liberty, it really is fascinating. 

You:  What is your planet like?

Alien:My planet is covered in snow but if you go to the other side it's all covered in lava. It's a really wonderful place.

Alien:  You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other.  I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other!  Why is that?

You: On earth we don't to people we don't know. Sometimes we may smile but that's it.

You:  What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: Oh everybody knows everybody on my planet.

Alien:  Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: My home country went to war because we fight for what we believe in. We don't let people stomp on us without a reason. If they want something from us they have to go through all of us.

Alien:  It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet.  Why do you not eat these every day?

You: We don't eat it everyday because marshmallows cost money and some of us don't have that money.

You:  What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: We eat raw lava rocks and live two headed snow snakes.

Alien:  It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well.  I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity.  Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: Some people are ignorant and don't seem to care. Some people are trying to reduce, reuse, and recycle. We try to spread the word but some people pretend not to hear anything